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About us

Reincarnated Registry is part of the Silly Services brand of websites created to amuse and entertain you (and also make us a little bit of money).

Reincarnated Registry is a division of JaredJared Enterprises located in Cleveland, Ohio. FYI - Jared used to be Hamlet and is still peeved.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you for real?

To quote Descartes - 'I declare reincarnations, therefore I am'.

We are in fact a very real company offering a very silly service.

How much does it cost?

$1.37 (that's right $1.37). We feel it is a very silly number.

How do I pay you?

We take PayPal.

What do I actually get?

We create an online customized Declaration of Reincarnation, that documents who you used to be and all the rights and privileges that go along with it. This is available as both a weblink and a downloadable image (for integration into your website, MySpace, Facebook, or whatever).


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You also get placed in our online registry!

Morally you are raised to a superior plane of existence. Then you you can look down on others and say I used to be so and so and you are just a simple peon.

Didn't you used to sell real certificates?

Yes, but it wasn't actually silly enough for the Silly Services brand. If you really want a fancy 8.5 x 11 parchment certificate (framed or unframed) bearing the official seal of Silly Services just contact us and we can arrange something.

Can I be the reincarnation of anyone?

Yes, but while this is meant as humor and parody, we don't want to get sued so complaints from real people or copyright holders will result in removal without refund. Historic figures are the safest bet. Plus of course they had to die before you were born!

Can I become related to a mythical person?

Sure! Want to be the reincarnation of Zeus? Well that wouldn't work cause he was immortal but find a dead mythical person and we can work that out.

Why are you doing this?

We at Reincarnated Registry feel that there are just not enough silly services in the world. We also feel that real genealogy takes too much work.

What if reincarnation isn't my cup of tea?

Don't worry! Here at Silly Services we offer a wide variety of silly services. Just check out our other sites.

How long have you been doing this?

Longer than we should have, longer than we should have.

What gives you the right?

Nothing whatsoever. But to be honest we aren't selling legal rights or privileges just moral superiority - and you can't put a price on that. Oh well we did - so I guess you can.

What makes you different from the competition?

What competition?

Are you recognized by any official organizations?

Funnily enough, when we walk down the street - we don't get recognized by anyone.

What if I run across someone who is the same reincarnation as me?

Then you need to learn to share. You should take turns. Or maybe each of you should use a different part at a time. Either way we aren't liable so fight it out amongst yourselves. If you are unhappy with the resolution we guarantee satisfaction in your next incarnation.

Do you people realize that this is insane?

Yes - but we don't care. And what is this 'You People' crap?

Can I get another copy of the declaration?

It's digital - just download it again!

What if I have other questions?

Then ask them!

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